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Ted Girls Names Seat Belt Style Belt

Ted is not your average cuddly little teddy bear, you want to tread lightly near him.

This belt features a cute head shot of Ted on the buckle aswell as in multiple areas on the belt, along with the images of Ted are a list of “white trash” girls names just like the ones he names off in the classic and funny movie Ted.

It is a seat belt style belt that is adjustable as a one size fits all up to 38 inches, this is a great way to show off your love for the edgy teddy bear Ted.

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Ted Christmas Miracle Ugly Sweater

The cute and loveable stuffed teddy bear Ted is hard not to like, even with his foul mouth as soon as you see him in a Santa hat celebrating the holiday season of Christmas you are sure to fall for him.

On the front of this all red festive sweater you will find the movie star teddy bear Ted from the hit movie Ted, he is laying down on his side in a pose wearing a Santa hat and the saying in green lettering “CHRISTMAS MIRACLE”.

This sweater is perfect for your ugly Christmas sweater, it is available in sizes Small to 2XL and it will be durable and comfortable as it is made from 100% cotton.

Get into this Ted Christmas Miracle Ugly Sweater.

Ted Talking Bear Backpack

We all remember Ted the talking teddy bear from the movie Ted. Maybe it’s not because he was cute and cuddly but hey who is keeping score.

Now you can have Ted as a backpack. Yes this is a 16 inch tall teddy bear backpack that looks just like Ted.
And to make things worse (or better) it even talks like Ted.

Yes this backpack has potty mouth just like Ted. So if you want to take this backpack to school be careful that he doesn’t start talking in class.

And this backpack is an officially licensed Ted product and that means that he really talks like Ted.

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Ted Dress Up Magnet Set

If you like Ted the talking teddy bear from the movie Ted then you are gone love this magnet set.

This set has magnets of Ted and what he would do and wear.

You can dress up the plain Ted with things like his apron from the grocery store or a suite and of course there are beer and the TV remote to.

Now you have something to play with on the fridge while you friends are cooking for you.

A magnet set like this will make any one play and you know Ted does not like thunder so let him say “F**K you Thunder!” because there is a magnet for that to.

Come and have a better look at this Ted Dress Up Magnet Set.

Ted Bear Costume

Remember Ted the teddy bear that came to life?

Now you can be Ted this Halloween. You know he is soft and cuddly and popular with the ladies so if you want all that then this is the Halloween costume to look at.

The Ted costume includes a headpiece and a jumpsuit with attached mittens and this Halloween costume is one size fits mosts.

So now you can use fail languages and be scared of lightning and you are allowed to hug everyone because you are a talking teddy bear.

Ted Golf Club Head Cover

We all know about Ted the plush bear that came to life.

Now you can have your own Ted but as a golf club head cover and he looks just like Ted did in the movie.
And he even talks like Ted did in the movie.

The Ted golf club cover knows 5 R-Rated lines from the movie and he will use them while you enjoy a relaxing round of golf.

But at least now you can mark you golf club with a cute looking cover and not only is it now easier to find it also protect the club from damage.

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Ted F*ck You Thunda T-Shirt

John Bennet and his teddy bear friend Ted are afraid of thunder and they even have a thunder song.

This light blue t-shirt shows Ted lying under the sheets saying “F*ck you Thunda!” as he is not happy that again it is thundering outside.

This crazy bear loves to hang out with you on your t-shirt and he promises to behave while he is with you.

You can get this Ted t-shirt in sizes Small – 2x-Large.

Most peoples teddy bears don’t come alive so we should cherish this amazing bear and wear the Ted t-shirt.

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Ted Talking Bag Clip

We all know Ted the bear from the Movie Ted and now you are in luck (or are you).

This is a little version of Ted and it is a bag clip that loves to hang on you backpack.
And this Ted talks just like the big one from the movie.

Ted knows 12 different phrases:

Will you take care of me for ever and ever!
I look like something you give your kid when you tell them grandma died
C’mon, I don’t sound that much like Peter Griffin
That’s my bad, I was sending a tweet
The Brewski run
C’mereya bastard
Good talk coach
Stick your finger in the loop of my tag
Dirty Fozzie
I didn’t know you had a baby, is it alive?
I wuv you
Okay, alright, so that’s where we’ll draw the line

And all of course are famous phrases from the Ted movie that now can be with you all the time.

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Ted Thanks For Creepin Up My Night T-Shirt

There is Ted the bear from the movie Ted.

As we all know Ted is different maybe it all started when we realized that it is a teddy bear that talks and he know more bad words then I do.

So this red worn looking t-shirt shows Ted standing and the text “Thanks for creepin’ up my night”.

The Ted t-shirt comes in a range of sizes from Small – X-Large and yes these are adult sizes.

If you enjoyed the Ted movies and are a bit like this bear then you need this shirt

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Pineapple Incident Mousepad

Here is one of those great item related to an even better episode of How I Met Your Mother.

This one goes back to the early days and Ted telling the Pineapple story. I am sure you remember and would love to have this mousepad on your desk to replace that boring one that salesrep gave you.

Go order this Pineapple Incident Mousepad.

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